Tuesday, 19 June 2012
An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather,
who was working in the yard and asked him,
"Grampa, what is sex?"*
The grandfather was surprised that she would ask
such a question, but decided that if she's old enough
to know to ask the question, then she's old enough
to get a straight answer. Steeling himself to leave
nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about
human reproduction and the joys and
responsibilities of intercourse.
When he finished explaining, the little girl was
looking at him with her mouth hanging open,
eyes wide in amazement.
Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather
asked her, "Why did you ask this question, honey?"
The little girl replied, "Grandma says that
dinner will be ready in just a couple of secs"
Sunday, 10 June 2012
Tuesday, 5 June 2012
Glimpsed over the heads of a million other well-wishers crowding the banks of the river Thames on Sunday; it was almost impossible to see anything of the flotilla of boats celebrating the Queens diamond jubilee, but there was a great party atmosphere all along the embankment.
Luckily we moved away from the embankment, made our way up past Westminster to Picaddilly and a huge street party; a great time was had by all.
|Commonwealth flags in Parliament square|
|Now THATS a small city car!|