....if anyone asks you to go to see the latest Brad Pitt/Sean Penn movie "The Tree of Life", give them a slap round the face to bring them to their senses. Boring claptrap would be a polite description. Sean Penn's 'tortured soul' impression made Jack Blacks' flatulent Mexican priest in 'Nacho Libre' worthy of an Oscar. Better to spend two and a half hours standing in a corner banging your head against the wall than going to see this film.
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