A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating, she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However, when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.
Journey's End
1 week ago
Ain't that the truth! Many a good PhD has been based upon less....could be your next challenge!!
ReplyDeleteYa know, some days I may just see truth to that, lol.
ReplyDeleteNot usually though. Troubadour is lucky I'm consistently fairly even tempered
A cricket stump? Haven't thought about that one.
ReplyDeleteWell really! Apart from the sexism, I think it is most indelicate to discuss Lady Days in such a manner. If you men knew what it was like when Aunty Flo comes to town, you wouldn't trivialise it. Of COURSE we get a little agitated because we know that The Wound of Eve takes a long time to heal - something we are reminded of every time the Redcoats Have Landed.
ReplyDeleteAh, Ms Jessop, as always, a delicate and evocative turn of phrase in your comment - "the wound of Eve" indeed! Thank you, El D
ReplyDeleteI have never found that my periods affect my welding skills in any way.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Alice - my welding skills are compeltely uneffected.
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